Eat porridge
Put bike and kit in the van
Pick up Simon (whilst eating rest of porridge)
Arrive
Faff with lights
Ride
Puncture
Ride
Mechanical
Drink
Mechanical
Try to drink (mouth piece frozen)
Ride
...
...
Eat wine gums (impossible to chew)
Try to ride (jockey wheels frozen)
Pub! (drink, chat, eat crisps...)
Try to drive home (windscreen frozen)
Sprayed the windscreen washer by mistake (windscreen immediately more frozen)
Home
Faff with muddy kit (whilst waiting for toes to regain some feeling)
Shower
Done
You make it sound like such fun! Defo what a night rider virgin wants to hear! :p
I should add that this was a pretty exceptional ride, as we had far more mechanicals/punctures than normal.
They always involve riding bikes in the dark with mates followed by beer and crisps, which I think is a winner!