If you go down to the…

 

... woods today (well tomorrow),

You're sure of a big surprise (hopefully not that big especially as we do this every month).

If you go down to the woods today (again it's actually tomorrow),

You'd better go in disguise (although funny some warm clothes would probably be better).

For every member that ever there was (we hope)

Will gather there for certain because

Today's the day (see comments above) the BCC members work on their allot-ment.

 

(You can make up your own second verse)

 

Sausage time for me-mbers;

The BCC members are having a lovely time today (I can't emphasise enough that it's not actually today).

Help them build some super lush trails,

And see them work hard on this Saturday.

See them gaily gad about (unlikely...).

They love to eat and dig,

They'll be wearing lots of layers.

At four o'clock they'll pack up and leave

They'll go off home to bed (they'll probably eat dinner and watch some TV first)

Because they're tired BCC me-mbers.